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Sunday 21 February 2016

RECENT WATCH: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES


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The five Bennett sisters seek husbands to avoid being left destitute on the death of their father, all while fighting an impending zombie apocalypse. 

As much as it pains me to say, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was very disappointing. After reading and watching other reviews my expectations were already low but I maintained the opinion that I would be seeing this film in the cinema no matter what. While I did walk in with very low expectations, I just couldn’t see past the many flaws of the film. With the clumsy pacing and questionable editing choices it comes across that the film doesn’t know what it wants to be. There are moments of horror, action, comedy and romance all with a sprinkling of Austen prose that don’t fit. Having the zombie apocalypse as merely a back drop the well-known love story doesn’t work. The story would have worked better if it had attempted to adapt the original Pride and Prejudice story to include a more a natural flow between decapitating the undead and proclamations of love. 

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Apart from Elizabeth Bennett and Mr Darcy, there is no character development. Of course these two characters are the protagonists but anyone who has seen or read any other Pride and Prejudice will know the personalities of the supporting characters and their importance to the story. On the whole, the cast did their best with their characters; I specifically liked Matt Smith as Mr Collins and Charles Dance as Mr Bennett. Even with the array acting talent the delivery of the Austen dialogue is awkward and feels like every line should end with a knowing wink to the camera. The ongoing joke about the unlikely plot of the film is run in to the ground. The Bennett sisters crushing zombie brains in petticoats, we get it; now please find something else to joke about. 

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The film is lacking in grace and at times a bit lazy. In the first big fight scene with all of the Bennett sisters the action is hard to follow and so cartoonish that it becomes boring. Also, five kills in and not one of the swords had blood on it which was seriously distracting. 

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is less ‘Bloody Lovely’ and more ‘Pretty Terrible’. While we can applaud the attempt at something original, I’m afraid Jane Austen will be turning in her grave at this adaptation of her best loved novel. 


Saturday 13 February 2016

WHAT TO WATCH THIS GALENTINES DAY


Today is ‘Galentines Day’; you can keep your valentines. In the wise words of Leslie Knope, the 13th of February is for celebrating gal pals. I have thought of a handful of my favourite films that are particularly great when viewed with pink wine and guilt free junk food. Enjoy!

The Mighty Rom-Coms

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Notting Hill (1999)
Richard Curtis is the king of the Romantic Comedy. Notting Hill is an undoubted classic with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts, do I need to say more?

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He’s Just Not That Into You (2009)
He’s Just Not That Into You is like the Love Actually of dating. It’s a host of interlinked stories, so you’re sure to have someone to root for. 

The Literary Classic

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Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Joe Wright’s adaptation of the Jane Austen novel is not only my favourite adaptation but is one of my favourite films. Seriously, I have no idea how many times I have seen it and I’d happily watch it again this Galentines. 

The Iconic

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)
Based on the novel of by Truman Capote; Audrey Hepburn is Holly Golightly, a New York socialite seeking a rich husband and enjoying bagels outside of Tiffany’s until she becomes interested in the young man who has moved in to her building.


 The Cautionary Tale

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Gone Girl (2014)
Take two seriously messed up people, who may or may not be compatible, add a media frenzy and tie it up with a murder mystery bow and you have the incredible tension of Gone Girl. If you’re looking for something that will distract you from everything heart shaped and social media displays of affection this weekend, anything from David Fincher should do the trick.